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Pxssy Water

Pxssy Water

Regular price $5.00 USD
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Stay refreshed and hydrated with Pussy Water, a premium alkaline water designed to quench your thirst and elevate your hydration game. Packaged in a sleek 16.9 FL OZ (.5L) bottle, this crisp, clean water boasts a pH of 9+ to help balance your body's natural acidity and keep you feeling your best.

  • 0 Calories – No sugar, no carbs, just pure hydration.
  • Alkaline pH 9+ – Helps neutralize acidity and supports overall wellness.
  • FDA Approved – Quality you can trust in every sip.
  • Serve Chilled – For the ultimate refreshing experience.
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Anonymous
UUUGGH!

Oh my GYATT did this SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZ my dehydration

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Jeffrey
10/10 product

Tasted like my mothers vaginal liquid! I loved it and how it reminded me of my mother

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Juice
Smelled Fishy

Ts Tastes like battery acid, ball sweat, & unseasoned tuna. Just the smell alone gave me bumps on my lip. Don’t recommend buying.

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Robinesha Wallace
Cute

Cute and natural tasting